Facebook Terminology

For those who missed the torture with my facebook status updates ;)


Facebook terminology #1 - Facebook Fillers
People that you add to your Friend list, but never ever interact with.

Facebook Terminology #2 - Facebook Resume
The sum total of your personal info, favorites, pages you like, etc which on an average tells more about you than your daily status messages.

Facebook Terminology #3 - Facebook Cheerleaders
People who have the habit of clicking the 'Like' button a lot more than normal.

Facebook Terminology #4 - Facebook Jocks
People for whom life on Facebook is for a lack of a better word 'Plain Sweet'. They get more than average comments and likes on every letter they type.

Facebook Terminology #5 - Facebook Lurkers
People who never post status messages or comment or hit the 'Like' button on any post. All they do is keep a close eye everyone else's profiles and updates.

Facebook Terminology #6 - Facebook Intellectuals
People who often post statuses, links, videos etc that they believe portray information that will change\save the world. But mostly no one is interested.

Facebook Terminology #7 - Facebook Grumpy
Person who joins a long discussion thread only to start dissing everyone involved and always talk against the general flow of the discussion

Facebook Terminology #8 - Facebook Wannabes
People who are under the misconception that 'likes' and comments that you get on your status depends only on that status alone and not on who is actually writing it.

Facebook Terminology #9 - Facebook Siblings
A group of 2 or more people who might or might not be related, but always have inside jokes running over posts on each others walls which only they understand, but everyone else has to go through.

Facebook Terminology #10 - Facebook Snobs
People who are extremely selective in deciding whom they add to their list. They usually change their account settings so that no one can even send them a friend request. Only they can invite others.

Facebook Terminology #11 - Facebook gullibles
People whom you can convince into doing the stupidest things on Facebook , if you only give them a little attention.

Facebook Terminology #12 - Facebook Connectors
Those who will have atleast or close to 1000 contacts. They are the most significant contributors to the proposed phenomena of 'six degrees of separation' as it is applied to Facebook.