Facebook Equations

This is a new series that tries to simply the sometimes amazing and sometimes morbid world of social networking. Though I would like to state that these are just initial computations and I might change them myself or on a recommendation if someone a has much better explanation.


Facebook Equation #1 - How many responses will you get to your status message?
X = ( |V|/5 ) * ( N/20 ) * (1/F*O)
V = negativity or positivity of ur status message from -10 to 0 to 10 with -3 being like "traffic sucks" or +4 being like "I love XYZ"
N = the number of friends you have. Round it off at a 1000.
F = number of status updates you do every week. round it off at 10 if its more.
O = originality of the message (how many friends have already posted it) round it off at 3.




Note : If you think its too obnoxious of me to try and compute human behavior, then frankly you don't know me at all and as such I don't give a rat's ass about your opinion :P